Dave's Insanity Salsa
This delicious salsa uses the heat of the Red Savina Pepper (the hottest pepper in the world) combined with tomatoes, onions, garlic and cilantro to make maybe the hottest salsa in the Universe. Perfect for any chilehead. Use it to get rid of unwanted animals or neighbors. Whatever is left tastes great on chicken or fish. Of course it's also great with chips... if you're brave enough.
Price: $8.00
Wake The F*ck Up Coffee
Wake The Fuck Up!!! Extra Strong Coffee. Need To Be Alert? Working Late? Can't Afford to Fall Asleep at the Wheel? Here's Your Remedy! It'll Put A Stride in Your Step and some Lead in Your Pencil! Wake the f up coffee..Drip Grind.
Price: $20.00
DL JARDINES QUESO LOCO
The uses for our most popular cheese sauce are as wide open as the Texas landscape. Serve it straight from the jar as a dip, dress up your baked potatoes or add a dollop to your hamburger to give it some attitude. Tastes terrific over broccoli and other vegetables, too. Snack time?
Price: $7.50
Peppers Roasted Pepper and Chipotle Salsa
Slow roasted green chilies and garden select Jalape�os smoked to the edge of perfection are blended into a hearty assortment of choice herbs and ripened tomatoes. Delicious!
Price: $7.00
Peppers Smoked Corn and Black Bean Salsa
Smoked sweet yellow corn and hearty beans are artfully crafted together with vine ripened tomatoes and hand selected spices for a no fat, hearty salsa with BIG FLAVOR!
Price: $7.00
Peppers Pineapple and Mango Salsa
A provocative blend of chunk pineapple and ripened mango are crafted into a selection of fresh vegetables, herbs and spices to bring you this tropical treasure of taste. Perfect for casual entertaining or serve
atop grilled fish!
Price: $7.00
The Hottest F*ckin' Nuts
From the people who brought you The Hottest Fuckin' Sauce come these nuts that will blow your head off with heat and flavor. We warned you. This is a serious fuckin' hot sauce. That's right we said it-- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. I suppose we could have said, it is like the fiery depths of hell or that it is ass-burning and even keep away from pets or small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas, but that just seems so wordy. The nuts are as hot as fuck. Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush. Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it?